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    What can I get you?

    Asks the barman of the weasel who has just walked in.
    "Pop." goes the weasel.

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    Q: Why are elephants such bad dancers?
    A: Because they have 2 left feet.


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    Okaaaay. Now have got a benchmark on what's expected...

    Horse goes into a bar.
    Bar man says, "Why the long face?"
    Martin Watson
    Microlights in Norfolk
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    So...
    A rabbi, a vicar and a priest walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says. "What is this, a joke?"
    Martin Watson
    Microlights in Norfolk
    Fixed Wing Instruction - Exams and GSTs - Revalidations
    07805 716407

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